New house, oh, and by the way it's on fire.

Crimson had just moved into a small one bedroom house. Pretty small, but cozy and perfect for the few belongings she had.
Looking into the fridge, she wondered what she could make without having to require much skill.
"Hm...easy fry pasta....just put in pan and cook till golden brwon...that seems easy enough for me..." Crimson opened the box and turned on the stove. Placing the pan on the surface after filling it, she heard the doorbell ring. Just as she was at the door, she smelled something...something odd...SHe shrugged it off and opened the door. When she was about to greet the visitor she got a glance at the kitchen.
"HOLY CRAP MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

*Heart pounds* "My house was on fire."
"And there goes a good packet of food." Crimson sighed and scratched her head. "Ok, I guess the stove is still good....Ok! This time it's gonna work!"
~5 minutes later~"It didn't work." Crimson sobbed, "Sasuke....the fire..."

...he can't be serious...Crimson looked at Sasuke as he was lounging on the couch. "He's serious."
Crimson tried to remember what Sasuke did with his palm and extended hers towards the flame.
Flames + Crimson's attempt = Bigger flame
Flames + Crimson's attempt + Sasuke's laziness = ugly kitchen wall
The third attempt made the fire died down.
"MY KITCHEN!" Crimson yelled, "Nooooooo!"
Picking up the phone, Crimson looked to Sasuke, "Want take-out?"

"Hi! Can I have uhm, 8 number three combos 6 small order sizes of the special and 7 piece appetizers along with three deserts from the menu...of each." Crimson said cheerfully then hung up shortly after.
Turning to Sasuke, she started to wonder. "Sasuke, how'd you find out where I live? I didn't send out flyers or anything, also...your shoes are getting mud on my white couch....and third...IS that mud?"

"Well at least it wasn't what I thought it was." Crimson looked at the mud.
*Sasuke's asleep again...mwahaha* Crimson went into the kitchen and started to look for whip cream. "And a feather..."
Crimson walked to where Sasuke was with his eyes closed.
*Whip cream in the hand...* Crimson did the deed. *And now where the heck did I get this feather? oh well.*
Hardly breathing Crimson started to run the feather on Sasuke's face.

"..." Crimson sighed then looked to the whip cream and Sasuke.
*Well, he can't get me any worst* Crimson shrugged then grabbed the whip cream from her face and smeared it on Sasuke's face. Her finishing touch was from the direct can.
Crimson laughed at the sight infront of her, "Man, I need a camera."

Coughing clouds of flour, Crimson grabbed a bottle of syrup and poured it on Sasuke.
"Here's some fruit so you're extra sweet for the fangirls!"
Crimson threw a handful of cut fruit from a bowl on the table. The syrup had acted the role as glue, making the fruit easily stick to Sasuke.
"Hahaha you look like a pancake, or, well, a really white pancake."

"Whoa, too close." Crimson felt her face grow warm and knew she was turning red.
*Snap out of it Crimson.*
The snakes started to entwine themselves around her hissing menacingly.
Lifting her hand slowly, Crimson took a streak of syrup of Sasuke with ehr finger and put the syrup in her mouth.
"Needs more sugar." She said right after, she head-butted Sasuke hoping the snakes would release her.
"Ow!" Crimson said. *Was that pain from the headbut or did something bite me?*

Rubbing her poor head Crimson got up. "You're so hard-headed." She said as she was shaking her poor head.
"Don't think you're going to get away with just a headbang!" Crimson yelled as she tackled Sasuke to the floor.
*Slam*

"I'm teaching you a lesson! What does it look like!" Crimson cried out and started to struggle. "Okay, now I'm just losing all feeling in my legs."
Seeing an odd look in Sasuke's eyes she froze. "S-Sa-Sasuke, why do you have a scary look in your eyes?"
*He looks like he's going to torture me...*

Crimson felt her face turn a dark shade of red when Sasuke's breath touched her ear. *Grrrr...* Feeling her heart pick up the pace, Crimson started to breath deep and calm her heart.
Shifting slightly her position Crimson looked for a second into Sasuke's eyes then looked away.
"Tch. D-don't get all high and mighty Sasuke." Crimson scoffed. "It wasn't me who got fried when we fought last time."
*Stupid! Why did I say that?! x_x I'm dead.*
"I could totally beat you down anytime I wanted." Crimson frowned *...wow, I buried my own grave AND planned the funeral.*

"Huh? Right now? But I haven't eaten yet!" Crimson stated while eyeing the blade and waving her arms around. "You expect me to fight on an empty stomach?"
Putting a hand to her waist, Crimson gave a shake of the head, "That's horrible. Really."
*HOLY CRAP I'M SO DEAD. HE WAS USING A FREAKING ILLUSION? WAH!!! NOT FAIR! I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!*
"Honestly Sasuke!" Crimson waved her arms again and made a cross with them, empty stomach = empty soul."
Crimson smiled innocently. "Really. I think I can hear my stomach talking."

ooc: I'm beginning to wonder if waterlilly-san is stil my friend........: