The viewpoint

The cliff face pointed slightly to the north to view the landscape of the village entrance. Just a few miles away, the entrance was in clear view. The hot sun made the ground almost a pain and that effected Deidara as he most unhappily shifted from foot to foot in anticipation of something better in terms of teleportation. The bomber's mechanical equipped left eye reeled in the view at an even closer rate, so he could see every rock, every guarded pass. Great for him. He snickered.
''Heh heh. Leader-sama sure knows how to pick and choose yeah. Shouldn't be too hard to bomb the locals hmm?'' He spoke to hiself in a quiet voice, accompanied by the pitter patter sound of him reaching into the pockets of clay he kept hidden inside his cloak.
His hands, mouths embedded in each from birth, chewed on the clay and as Deidara raised them from the pockets, they spat it out into the shape of a huge, clay bird. The art bird, commonly known as c2 fluttered it's wings in practice before it's owner jumped onto it. Deidara waited a moment as he adjusted his left eye's camera like appendage, thought his strategy, then called his bird to move.
Before anything could stop the clay specimen and its rider they were off, speeding through the blue sky like jets. Deidara moved over the land looking at the calmer scenery. It was times like this when he could use some of his newer methods of clay manipulation. He constructed several spiders out of material and passed a hill where one guard stood asleep at his post. When the little bugs landed, he placed his hands in tiger handsign.
''Katsu!''
There was an explosion which rocked Deidara's bird a little and swept it back. He clung onto the bird's neck and laughed as he got back his balance and kept flying. He sighed and lay down on the bird one arm resting his head.
''Hmm, such a good day for art un. Can't wait for the village splash yeah heh heh!''

Zak Was Walking Through The Sand Village On Some Buisness he had to attend to

Deidara's scope eye had an excellent usage as it could narrow in and see everything like a telescope. As he flew on the clay bird so designed for good travel he noticed all the cliffs and the guards being blown up by his spider bombs. He smirked and laughed.
''Watch em all blow up and die heh heh.'' He noticed somebody else with black hair moving down the cliff sides. He locked on and used his telescope to see better.
''....That's different un. Didn't think another was coming from this way yeah. Could blow up.'' He considered it. He then grinned as a plan came in his head. ''Better un, warning fires.'' He let loose tons of spider bombs which landed in the sand around Zak. He put his hands in the tiger symbol.
''Katsu!'' They exploded around Zak in firey shots of pure art.

Immediatly Seeing Them With Sharingan Jumps High Into The air

Deidara grinned as he noted that there were sharingans in this. He had been wanting to see how much his left eye had improved as it had been immune to genjutsu now to prepare for Itachi's mangeyeko. He smirked even more as he fired a small bird from his mouth like hand.
''Hey a Uchiha un! Great!'' He said as he kept his bird steady and seemed to burst with an unnatural sense of joy.

ooc: Dang so slow internet.

"Hmm..Who Are You"
Sharingan Watches Movements

Deidara flew low enough. His blue eyes were wide with the unatural look of pure strangeness. He grinned and held a clay bird in his hand as he spoke.
''i am the owner of true art. The bombing mechanism of rock village, Deidara!'' He said as he let the bird fly and explode into fireworks. amiring his work, he turned to Zak.
''And who are you un?''

summons a Katana
"...Uchiha"
Summons a Giant Shuriken
"Zak.."

''Just as I thought....'' Deidara smirked and then threw another bird, the birds cricling and going towards Zak ever so slowly.
''Guess you have the same appreciation as Itachi when it comes to art hmm? None yeah...'' He narrowed his eyes.

"...Do Not Compare Me To Itachi!"
Eyes Flare Up and Throws the Giant Shuriken towards the bird quickly

Deidara smirked as the bird dodged the shuriken and landed on Zak's shoulder. Deidara grinned.
''I had to since I only know one Uchiha really un....'' He put his hands in the tiger symbol.

Dissapears and Reapears under him and Kicks his chin up

He was kicked and had to hold on to the bird to keep from flying upwards. He wiped the bit of blood he''d earned from that and smirked again.
''My bird's still there....'' He put his hands back into the symbol.
''KATSU!''
The bird exploded into colorful illustrations.

Jumps backwards and lands wiping dust off his clothes

Deidara smirked and was holding another bird at the ready. He seemed pretty calm. His bird made a weird chirping sound.
''Come on Uchiha, I want to see how much the clan has improved.'' He said smirking as fiercly as ever.

"I Wont Go Easy On You!"
Points His Finger at him to Cast a Genjutsu

I was wondering but saw zak and Deidara. "Ah f*ck..." I muttered before then quickly reversing Zak's genjutsu activating my SHaringan before giving a death glare to Deidara. "What....are you doing!?" I asked raged flying next to Deidara. To be honest today was one of those days when almost any little thing p*sses you off. However, knowing that Deidara a best friend, and then Zak, best best friend who I would never wanted to get hurt (really.....) was really bad. I sighed and restrained them with a dark rose vine which ensnared each of them. "Now.....what the hell is happening!?" I said rather raged.

Deidara looked a little bit mad when he was constricted. The bomber was not one to be ensnared in such traps. He was struggling to get out.
''I was testing the Uchiha's improving clan! Besides I can't be hit by those genjutsus of his. His and Itachi! I perfected my left eye and i wanted to see what would happen.'' He said as he let his left eye be revealed.

I hissed, "This is ninjutsu not genjutsu!!!" I then walked to Deidara. "And for the record I.Am.A.UCHIHA!!!!" I said then poking him in the head. "If I find the Akatsuki snooping around causing chaos..." I then controlled myself by clenching my fists so hard that they bled. "Then the Akatsuki WILL fall..." I said rather irritated.