Where am I and why am I really drunk?!

My head spun and I tried to make out the faces around me. I was sitting in a chair, that much I was sure. But, someone kept calling my name. Where was I? That last thing I remembered was being really pissed off, and at the same time reaaaaally depressed. And then... it was a blank. I sniffed the air, and it smelled heavily of drunks and sake. 'I guess that means I know where I''m at...' I sniffed my own breath. It smelled heavily of sake. I started to giggle as the realization of being drunk hit me.

I walk into the bar and see Alice really drunk. I was shocked!
'I didn't know she drank!!'
I walk up to her and pat her on the head. "Konichiiwa, Alice-chan! Why in the heck are you so drunk?!"